








(Re-??)Introducing:
THAT'S MR. & MRS. TECHNOLOGY!
are getting married at Staten Island Borough Hall on Friday, May 15 2026
AND AFTER THAT:
★ A CHILL HOUSE PARTY ★
YOU MIGHT WANT A PEN AND SOME PAPER TO WRITE DOWN THE FOLLOWING RELEVANT DETAILS:Friday, May 15 — 8:30 PM til late/the landlord shows up (he lives in Connecticut as far as we remember)
470 State St, Apt 4
Brooklyn, NY ZIP™
Your friends/neighbors/acquaintainces/who are you again gggggggg & Embb are getting formally hitch-a-doodl'ed at city hall on Staten Island* and then throwing a house party at their apartment in Bœrum Hill, Brooklyn to which you are CORDIALLY INVITED.
* Unfortunately, we hit our witness limit and can't invite anybody else to the actual ceremony although the free Staten Island ferry is of course welcome to all! We're sorry, we know you'd like to be there, but we must gently not grant you this request on our special day. We know we are being selfish and weird about it. You can tell us we are bridezilla egomaniacs to our lovely faces when you come to our *chill* party afterwards. Thank you.
✦ BYOB ✦ bring yourself ✦ bring a guest ✦ bring a pet ✦ bring your mom ✦ bring a bad poem?? ✦ bring a raspberry pi ✦ bring a copy of powder & bulk solids monthly ✦ bring a bird ✦ bring your teeth ✦ bring Joe Biden ✦
RSVP
BELOW ARE SOME SUPER CREATIVE THINGS WE BUILT WITH OUR OWN MINDS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PARKTAKE IN LIEU OF HAVING A WEDDING REGISTRY (no offense to registries, to people who register, to registrants, to registrations, or to anyone anywhere ever) BECAUSE WE ARE POST⸻BROOKLYNITES WHO ARE "ABOVE" THAT SORTA THING
~ a film with greg & emily ~
~ by THE DANIIL KHARMS ~
poems by daniil kharms translated from russian by emily & greg; music video by our friend alex fatta
~ oh yeah, another short film, nice ~
... hmmm?? Who knows..?!??!?//!??
~ emily's radio show on WFMU ~
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sorry just keeping it 100% real with you all