★ CHILL POST CITY HALL HOUSE PARTY DOT COM ★ CELEBRATE THE TECHNOLOGIES ★ GREG AND EMILY ARE GETTING MARRIED ★ MAY 15 ★ BROOKLYN ★ YOU ARE INVITED ★ WE PAID $10 FOR THIS DOMAIN WHAT A STEAL ★ SHOUTOUT TO CLOUDFLARE, INC (NYSE: NET) ★ IS THIS TOO MUCH ★ OR NEVER ENOUGH??       ★ CHILL POST CITY HALL HOUSE PARTY DOT COM ★ CELEBRATE THE TECHNOLOGIES ★ GREG AND EMILY ARE GETTING MARRIED ★ MAY 15 ★ BROOKLYN ★ YOU ARE INVITED ★ WE PAID $10 FOR THIS DOMAIN WHAT A STEAL ★ SHOUTOUT TO CLOUDFLARE, INC (NYSE: NET) ★ IS THIS TOO MUCH OR NEVER ENOUGH??       
~*~ ♥ ~*~

(Re-??)Introducing:

The Technologies

THAT'S MR. & MRS. TECHNOLOGY!

Greg Sadetsky & Emily Saltz

are getting married at Staten Island Borough Hall on Friday, May 15 2026

AND AFTER THAT: ★ A CHILL HOUSE PARTY ★

Greg and Emily

YOU MIGHT WANT A PEN AND SOME PAPER TO WRITE DOWN THE FOLLOWING RELEVANT DETAILS:

Friday, May 15 — 8:30 PM til late/the landlord shows up (he lives in Connecticut as far as we remember)

470 State St, Apt 4
Brooklyn, NY
ZIP™

Your friends/neighbors/acquaintainces/who are you again gggggggg & Embb are getting formally hitch-a-doodl'ed at city hall on Staten Island* and then throwing a house party at their apartment in Bœrum Hill, Brooklyn to which you are CORDIALLY INVITED.

* Unfortunately, we hit our witness limit and can't invite anybody else to the actual ceremony although the free Staten Island ferry is of course welcome to all! We're sorry, we know you'd like to be there, but we must gently not grant you this request on our special day. We know we are being selfish and weird about it. You can tell us we are bridezilla egomaniacs to our lovely faces when you come to our *chill* party afterwards. Thank you.

✦ BYOB ✦ bring yourself ✦ bring a guest ✦ bring a pet ✦ bring your mom ✦ bring a bad poem?? ✦ bring a raspberry pi ✦ bring a copy of powder & bulk solids monthly ✦ bring a bird ✦ bring your teeth ✦ bring Joe Biden ✦


rsvp RSVP
★ THANKS! YOUR RSVP HAS BEEN BEAMED TO THE TECHNOLOGIES ★
📅 Google's Calendar
🎟️
ONLY
TICKETS
LEFT!!!

time running

HOW WE GOT TO THIS POINT

  1. 2019
    we met on slack as greg was giving away a ticket to our relationship's godmother cate lebon whose song what's not mine you should listen to very loudly
  2. 2020
    we met in person on march 12th, aka "bbday" in our shared cal
  3. BUT THEN
    quarantdoodled separately, got matching 5g nanotechnology tagging microchips and then mostly facetimed. successfully avoided $750,000 fines.
  4. AND THEN
    bed-stuy, brooklyn
  5. BUT THEN
    prospect heights, brooklyn
  6. BUT THEN
    montréal city p.q.
  7. AND FINALLY NOW
    here we are
★ BONUS EXTRA MATERIALS ★

BELOW ARE SOME SUPER CREATIVE THINGS WE BUILT WITH OUR OWN MINDS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PARKTAKE IN LIEU OF HAVING A WEDDING REGISTRY (no offense to registries, to people who register, to registrants, to registrations, or to anyone anywhere ever) BECAUSE WE ARE POST⸻BROOKLYNITES WHO ARE "ABOVE" THAT SORTA THING

❦ ❦ ❦
★ FEATURE PRESENTATION ★ MARSH PERISCOPE ★ WITH GREG & EMILY ★ STREAMING IN YOUR BROWSERS NOW ★ 100% CERTIFIED MARSH ★ NO AI WAS USED AS FAR AS WE KNOW     ★ FEATURE PRESENTATION ★ MARSH PERISCOPE ★ STREAMING IN THIS BROWSER NOW ★ 100% REAL MARSH, 200% EVEN ★ NO AI WAS USED HOW WOULD YOU EVEN MAKE A MARSH WITH AI THAT MAKES NO SENSE     

▶ MARSH PERISCOPE ◀

~ a film with greg & emily ~

★ TRUE STORY ★ 300% MARSH CRITICS RAVE AND ASK FOR MORE

POST-GOGOL WORLD

~ by THE DANIIL KHARMS ~

poems by daniil kharms translated from russian by emily & greg; music video by our friend alex fatta

★ HEAVY ROTATION ★ PLATINUM (IN OUR HEARTS) FREE TO LISTEN
★ DOUBLE FEATURE ★ ANOTHER FILM BY/WITH GREG & EMILY ★ NOW PLAYING BELOW ★ TWO MOVIES FOR THE PRICE OF ZILCH ★     ★ DOUBLE FEATURE ★ ANOTHER FILM WITH/BY GREG & EMILY ★ NOW PLAYING BELOW ★ TWO MOVIES FOR THE PRICE OF ZILCH ★     

▶ FILM #2 ◀

~ oh yeah, another short film, nice ~

DIRECTOR'S CUT ★ ENCORE ★ 2 STARS (AT LEAST)
★ HEY WAIT A MINUTE ★

Will Zohran Mamdani attend???

... hmmm?? Who knows..?!??!?//!??

.... he could if he wanted to. ......
WFMU 91.1 FM
📻 TUNE IN ★ DISCOBOG WITH SALTZSHAKER ★ WFMU ★ EMILY ON THE AIRWAVES ★ FREEFORM RADIO ★     📻 TUNE IN ★ DISCOBOG WITH SALTZSHAKER ★ WFMU ★ EMILY ON THE AIRWAVES ★ FREEFORM RADIO ★     

📻 DISCOBOG ★ SALTZSHAKER 📻

~ emily's radio show on WFMU ~

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ever after

memento mori vita brevis
Memento mori vita brevis

sorry just keeping it 100% real with you all

♫ NOW PLAYING: Time After Time — Cyndi Lauper ♫